Ryan has a right shoe that no longer fits him.  Apparently, his toes now stick out over the edge of the sandal.  He has no explanation for this.  Both sandals have seen some sun, rain, and general wear and tear.  They have much wear on the traction surface.  He is concerned, and has come to me for answers.

After much deliberation on the matter, I have come up with a list of ten possible solutions

 

1)  Purchase some JB Weld.  When applied to the affected area, magic will happen.

2)  Wear high heels instead.  You know you want to.

3)  Purchase "Sandy Duncan's Sandal Repair Kit" on Ebay.  The "Buy it now" price is $717.

4)  Stick a ten penny nail through the heel.  You'll forget about the other issues.

5)  Take the sandal to a locksmith.  Those guys are wizards.

6)  Take the sandal to a wizard.  Those guys are mystical.

7)  Place sandal under lawn mower.  No worrys!

  Spread an even layer of raspberry jam across the face of the sandal.  Do NOT use strawberry.

9)  See step 7.  Supplement bare toes in place of sandal.

10)  Consult Diedrich Hauffman's Sandal Advisory Board.  Based in Wisconsin, this Consultation Firm recognizes all shoe-related problems, big and small, and will officially laugh at you.

 

Anyone else with a pressing issue is free to post on the topic.  I will advise on a first come basis.

Oh Jimmy welcome back to blogland!! I have missed you terribly. I have even been thinking of calling you lately, but ofcourse as usual I have no idea where you are. It makes me so happy to know you read my blog & your comments always make me chuckle. Thankyou for being my friend. I love you dearly.

Dear Dr. Darwell,

I have a '78 Chevy four wheel drive that sort of putters when I stomp on the gas, but then will really open up and rock hard if I put in Alanis Morissette in the tape player (I had it installed in '85 right after Regan was re-instated for his second term, so no, the player didn't come stock with the rig).

My question to you is, should I clean the blinker fluid injectors with anything special?

Sincerely,
Confused in Columbus